Bachelor Breakdown: The Fashion Edition

Bachelor Monday’s are back and they are better than ever with sparkles, glitter, and sequins galore. This week’s Bachelor Breakdown is all about the cringe worthy fashion of the fabulous women who take the chance “to find love on TV” because that works for all of us right!? Let’s kick if off with the Date Day fashion choices. The go-to pick for every single woman: short shorts and crop tops. Obviously it shows the most skin so why not bare yourself for your hubby to be!! Let’s just say the mainstream outfit that walks the hallways of my high school should probably not be the go to option for woman on national television trying to get married! Come on ladies, let’s be unique and find some style!! Except for our girl Becca - she rocks it no matter what!!

Now, after the amazingly cliché and princess-like dates that the bachelor contestants go on, what’s better to top it off than with an extravagant rooftop cocktail party, right? The only thing that brings a downer to the fairytale dates: the women’s short, tight, mini dresses. Yet again, everyone wears the same LBD just to show off their rockin (spraytanned) bods and their super tan legs. Except they are all wearing the same thing!!! Is this a party or a coordinated get together? No one could ever tell!!

Lastly, the Rose Ceremony and Cocktail Party approaches and our Bachelor Monday is slowly ending (I don’t think I can wait an entire week!!) Nothing like a roomful of floor length dresses covered in every kind of gem, sparkle, sequins, and glitter ever made! Is this a cocktail party or prom, who would ever know, right? Also, every single girl decides to wear platform heels, because their fun and flirty right?? WRONG! No, they don’t flatter all and they all definitely can’t walk in them, just take a look at Amber’s exit this week, girl took her heels off before she was even off the Rose Ceremony Platform. You do you, girl!

This concludes the Bachelor Breakdown: Fashion Edition. Don’t get me wrong, I’m an ultimate Bachelor Fan with a Bracket that’s already screwed up (thank you, LB!), but the show needs stylists because these girls just can’t do it alone!